Irys|INTP|they/them|Slytherin|Sagittarius
Old as balls, very tired.
Mostly Undertale lately. I try to put other things in as well. I spam only when I hit my q limit. Sorry about that.
Icon by lovely emmett
I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.
Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.
I don’t know very much about myself but one thing I’m sure of is that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun responsibly.
FALSE! there is no “wrong” way to use a nail gun. if it puts a nail in something with a cool KA-THUNKK noise then you have won at nail guns. end of story. (sometimes screaming may follow the cool kathunk noise but that is largely irrelevant to the fact that you have already won at nail guns and should collect your prize of more nails for your awesome nail gun)
Two things I’m sure of are that I cannot be trusted to use a nail gun properly and neither can Tumblr user arborealgargoyle.
Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as
I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game
For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again
Huge fan of your combination of Mythology and fantasy, both Sandman and American Gods are almost once a year reads in this house and I adore all the others as well. The only person I've previously seen play with gods, humans and things in-between like that was Roger Zelazny.
Roger passed when I was just a baby, but as an almost lifelong fan of both of you , can you tell me you favorite story of him?
“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”
she’s so cute djksfh
A gift for your fiancee
oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk
happy 2023 my wife is currently making incoherent angry/confused noises because she painted on a layer somewhere several hours ago and now she can’t find which folder she put it into
